zb / xm

Apr 23

tubbypaws:

i made a papercraft doge for everyone to make over on my happy blog-
wow, doge papercraft

tubbypaws:

i made a papercraft doge for everyone to make over on my happy blog-

wow, doge papercraft

Apr 21

we have always been seinfeld

i’ve seen seinfeld. you’ve seen seinfeld. the whole planet has seen every episode of seinfeld at least three times. newborns are shown the master of my domain episode before they see their mother’s face.

the moon is made not of cheese or hollywood sound stages but of seinfeld dvd box sets. the stars weep the name seinfeld. black holes scream constanza. neutron stars spin in worship of kramer’s legendary entrances. solar winds push stellar nurseries into the twisted shapes of elaine’s thumb dance.

cthulhu’s voice is the sound of electric slap bass.

the multiverse dies while we watch.

we are seinfeld.

Apr 20

you kids -

zandapheri:

back in my day, kids didn’t just sit at home smoking meth and masturbating to video games about witchcraft and gay communism on their microsoft super duper nintendos all day

they went out and got good respectable jobs like coal miner, slaughterhouse worker, Jew catcher, and…

Apr 18

johndarnielle:

you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

(via paulftompkins)

Apr 16

(Source: timeisaflatcircus)

fuzzwizard:

deathpup:

NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?

i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky

(Source: deerwoof, via 3liza)

Apr 15

(Source: timeisaflatcircus)

Apr 14

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hedgehogcalendar:

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Twitter:@hedgehogdays

hedgehogcalendar:

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Twitter:@hedgehogdays

Apr 13

Been in the studio for a couple days and this happened.

Been in the studio for a couple days and this happened.